Friday, 24 June 2016

Speed Limit

Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car ...
over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.
The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.
The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK?
These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."
HAHAHA! :D
21st June.....India declares International yoga day.

22nd June....millions of people who did yoga on 21st June wake up with severe body aches and pain.

23rd June....Thailand declares International Massage Day. 😂😂😂😂

Namboodiri, An International Brand

Doctor: Which soap do you use?
Patient: Namboodiri's soap.
Doctor: Paste?
Patient: Namboodiri's paste
Doctor: Shampoo?
Patient: - . Namboodiri's shampoo.
Doctor: Is Namboodiri an international brand?
Patient: No.
Namboodiri is my Roommate

Sunday, 12 June 2016

WhatsApp Joke


Surprised Bacteria !!!

DOCTOR: why did you take your Medicine at 6 am yet I told you 9 am..?

PATIENT: I wanted to surprise the Bacteria....

Apple vs Microsoft

Apple vs Microsoft
Beat this one..!!

Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :-

"Don't ever fart here;
the smell will stay for ages.
We don't have Windows"

 And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises..

"Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple.
We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages"