Today is Rahul's birthday :-)

So his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club.

At the club -

DOORMAN: Hey Rahul! How are you?

WIFE: How does he know you?

Rahul: We play Golf together!

BARTENDER: The usual beer Rahul?

WIFE: And how does he know you?

Rahul: He's on the Bowling Team!

HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Rahul?

The Wife storms out...... dragging Rahul with her, into a taxi!

TAXI DRIVER: Hey Rahul boy .... You picked an ugly one this time ... Same Hotel?

Tomorrow is Rahul's funeral :-(